Monday, August 07, 2006

Danger Will Robinson!
by PopCultureWhore

Today’s unintentionally hilarious headline goes to: “Macaulay Culkin Flees Middle East to Escape Hezbollah.” Seriously? He and girlfriend Mila Kunis from “That 70’s Show” were vacationing at a resort in Haifa, Israel, but had to evacuate when Lebanese forces began bombing the city. I’m sure it wasn’t a pleasant experience, but the headline makes it sound like Hezbollah was specifically targeting the “Home Alone” star as he ran through the trenches to narrowly escape a fiery demise. It reminds me of the Omarion press release snafu following the London subway bombings when a publicist called for the R&B star’s fans to pray for him, despite the fact that he wasn’t so much as inconvenienced by the terrorist attacks. Thank God Mac made it out alive to star in his next Cinemax-esque project. “Sex and Breakfast” will feature Culkin as one half of a couple who attends couples therapy to helping a sagging relationship and is told to experiment with group sex.

1 comment:

Jeff Lynn said...

Who is that with him in this pic?