Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Blender is Blind
By PopCultureWhore

Paris Hilton is on the cover of Blender this month looking even more like yesterday’s trash than usual. She adamantly denies any drug use in the accompanying article, but these dopey pictures might suggest otherwise. She also discloses that her mother dissuaded her from engaging in oral sex by saying that the sucking caused “craters” in your face. How sweet. My mother told me all squirrels had rabies to keep me away from them – we’re like twins!


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