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Eva Longoria is bitching to Playboy magazine about being passed over for certain roles and snubbed by famous designers in her pre-"Desperate Housewives" days. "I was turned down for the starring role in 'Dark Angel' - which went to Jessica Alba. And I was snubbed for the lead in 'Spanglish'. I auditioned to be one of the girls who escorted the wrestlers on 'Battle Dome' and didn't get it and I was fired from 'The Young and the Restless.' But I'm not bitter at all." There is also an unnamed designer who refused to dress her back in the day but is now clamoring for her to wear his duds. "When he sends clothes for free now, I send them right back."
Whatever. If you were Donatella Versace, Oscar de la Renta or even Lane Bryant and some actress who had played "flight attendant #3" on Beverly Hills 90210 and done a few forgettable stints on "General Hospital" and "Young & the Restless" wanted to wear your $50,000 dress to God knows what event she could've saddled up to in those days, would you give her the time of day? I think not. Bitch should savor the attention now because she's just a few box office duds away from a weekend "where are they now?" segment on "Entertainment Tonight."